i’m usually pretty touch averse but i’m okay with unsolicited physical contact when it’s too goofy to get upset about. i just got on the wrong train and when i explained it to the guy at the ticket office he called me a silly goose and bopped me on the head with his lanyard and it made me giggle like an idiot.
I love the part in Good Omens when Crowley hits Anathema with his car and then Aziraphale is trying to be helpful and Anathema is like “uh oh two weird dudes” then Crowley calls Aziraphale “angel” and she thinks “oh good, they’re just gay”
